Monday, 7 April 2014

Kung-fu fighting nans and my toad of a brother!

Hey Guys! For ONCE I don't have to apologise for not writing a blogpost for ages. LOL. I'm seriously on a roll! 3 blogposts in one week. But then I DO have to make up for the nearly-one-month break I had. Sorry about that!
Anyways, my nan is staying over and can we just stop for one second to appreciate the kung-fu abilities of nans?! I mean today me, my nan and my toad of a brother (!) were just lying around and y'know just...being there when all of a sudden my toad of a brother decided to leap into an action-packed fight. Me and my brother were hitting each other and punching each other- well he was, I was just using my nails and now he has scratches all over his arms but hey, he started it! My poor gran was in the midst of this violent, spontaneous attack when all of a sudden, my nan jumped up, got the pillows and the most hilarious pillow fight took place. Now that I've actually thought about it, I guess it isn't really kung-fu abilities, is it?!
In my last blogpost- the 30 facts about me thing-a-ma-bob- I mentioned that I have two brothers. My older one- the toad and my younger one- the hippo. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love them, well, the younger one, but sometimes they drive my down the road, round the bend and up the wall! (BTW, I only mean this toad-hippo thing as a joke! OK? Good! Don't start thinking I'm horrible, will ya?!) Yeah, and so today, the hippo and me were actually friends! Normally he beats me up for even looking at him! Where was I? Oh yes, we were friends but then he just HAS to start pretending he's Spiderman and then whenever he jumps around- LIKE A HIPPO (!)- I have to say a bunch of things like: 'OH MY GOD! It's Spiderman, he's come to save the world' or 'Spiderman is so brave and handsome' and all these other things. I mean, c'mon, naturally, you're going to get bored after a few moments, especially when you're soooo tired and can't even keep your eyes open! So in the middle, I kind of shut my eyes and just lay my head down and he comes up to me and starts saying that I'm a mean and horrible sister who just sleeps all day and that he's not my friend anymore because I didn't say anything! Talk about DRAMATIC! I beg him to be my friend but he wouldn't budge and so I give up. I go to ask my mum if I can have popcorn and she says yes and as soon as my little brother hears the word 'popcorn' he comes up to me and starts acting oh-so-sugary-sweet and kissing my forehead and holding my hand. After he gets his little drama out the way, he goes "So, are you going to have the popcorn or what?"! I mean, seriously?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Anyways, I have to run now to go and pray but I'll see you soon.
BYE!XO
 

Sunday, 6 April 2014

30 facts about me!

Hey guys! So yesterday, whilst I was in bed trying to wipe away the bone-chilling image of the Woman in Black, I decided I should do a 30 facts about me blogpost. I haven't been on Blogger for long so you guys probably don't know much about me. SO, let's get started!
1. WHENEVER I have a shower, I HAVE to take two towels. I seriously don't know why!
2. I hate it when people have long, grey dirty nails.
3. I love oreos <3
4. I have an obsession with little rings. Y'know, the thin, dainty ones? Yeah!
5. I adore dainty little necklaces!
6. When I was little, I thought that the H&M office was Pakistan.
7. My Mum and Dad were born in Pakistan.
8. My name is Maryam Ahmad-Minhas -if you didn't already know.
I'm getting stuck already!
9. I am hopeless at PE and Drama and Art or anything creative.
10. I love Maths and History.
11. I'm Muslim.
12. I love Topshop and Bank.
13. My all-time favourite fast food restaurant would probably be Roosters Peri Peri.
14. I feel like punching selfish and greedy people!
15. People think I'm really quiet but ask anyone who knows me properly- they'll disagree strongly!
16. When I have chewing gum, it is ABSOLUTELY necessary for me two have two.
17. When I don't know text lingo, I actually look it up!
18. I love creepers!
19. I don't know how to swim. Once I had six floats and I still couldn't even paddle!
20. I hate it when I spend so long on a piece of homework and the teacher doesn't even mark it.
21. I suck at German.
22. I despise it when you have an assessment with questions on topics you haven't even learnt.
23. Regular Show and The Amazing World of Gumball make me want to rip my hair out!
24. I am really late. For instance, if something huge happened, I would be the last person to know.
25. I try to be really healthy all the time but it just doesn't work!
26. I have three siblings: 2 brothers and 1 sister.
27. I want to be an angiologist when I grow up. That's someone who deals with disorders in the blood.
28. My best sport is probably trampolining.
29. I love Primark's pyjamas.
30. I can't cook frozen food without burning it.
That's it for now!
Bye! xo
Those dainty little rings! I WANT!!
Creepers<3!
 
I NEED YOUUUU!
 
SO cute!xx
 
 I get you!

 
 

Saturday, 5 April 2014

Homework Horror and Holidays!

Hello everyone! So I think it has been a little while since I've written my last blogpost. In fact a BIG while! But sorry, I think our school is trying to torture the souls out of our very bodies with all the assessments, revision and last and most definitely least, homework horror. Those irritating little....assignments really....nip at your heels!
Anyways, I currently have two tabs open- one for y'know, typing this blogpost and another tab because I'm watching the AMAZING Ingrid's Apartment Tour on YouTube by missglamorazzi. I know, you really need to know what my computer screen looks like(!) *said in sarcastic tone for people like me who seriously just don't get the whole sarcastic-tone-mabob*
That little ramble aside, I have a very irritating-nipping-at-your-heels cold. OK, I swear, y'know those days where your mum and dad plan to go to look at furniture and you just beg the shell out of them to let you come because your bored out of your skull and then they say yes so you head upstairs and go to brush your teeth -because you haven't already done that (even though its 1 in the afternoon)- but your brothers in the toilet so you go to your room and just lie down in bed for ages until you hear your mum coming upstairs and you race out of bed and start getting changed before she comes into your room so that you can go with your parents to look at furniture and during all this rush, you forget your darn tissues?! Yeah! Those days! And so the whole time, there I was, sniffling away like a lil' ol' grandma before I luckily found a used tissue on the car floor and I use it to wipe away those little bad boogers that come crawling from the depths of your nostril hairs. Boy, talk about graphic!
Don't worry, once you get to know me, I'm not so disgusting!:P
Woah! Its actually really late. I thought it was only like 6 pm. Oh yeah, that's another thing- when you're in school, you know the exact date, time, place your at and all those things that you thought weren't necessary but as soon as it hits the holiday, you're just like: "We're still in 2014, right?". Lollage (new word, courtesy of a fellow crazy cuz!)
I think I should stop moaning now because luck is heading my way! Its the holidays which could only mean on thing- PARTY! Even though I'm invited to zilch, I'll be rocking out the trusty old post-the-letter and turn-the-lightbulbs swag! We have two whole weeks of holidays and then one Monday and Tuesday we don't go school either- God knows why- but hey, at least you aren't going in! On Wednesday we HAVE to go but then on Thursday it's half day which means no double art! In case you didn't realise- that is a crackalackin' good thing!
Anyways, I've got to run- I have to try to persuade my mum to let me watch the Woman In Black now.
Bye!xo