Woah! This week has been BUSY! I mean really really really busy! My little brother had to go in for a knee operation at GOSH (Great Ormand Street Hospital, clever innit?!) and thank god, praise the lord, they discharged us on the same day! It was soooo boring there. They had a little bedside TV but the programmes on there were rubbish! It was a touchscreen thingamajig so I tapped a 'programme' that said 'Down in the Jungle' *remember this was all for my little brother, certainly not to entertain me!*. Little did I know that the 'programme' was just a pair of old grannies singing and clapping their hands together. And even then the song was rubbish! It went a little something like this: 'Down in the jungle where nobody goes/ theres a great big hippo washing his clothes/With a rubadub here and a rubadub there/ and that's the way he washes his clothes! Now comes the insane part..."AAAAAAH deed a di di dum dee die die/ a diiiiiiiiiiiie/ AAAAAAAH woogie woogie woogie.
Seriously at this part you should have seen my face. I was just like what the shell?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What are these two grandmas doing?!?!?!? So I really wanted to change the channel but I didn't know how to so I had to sit there, for hours on end, listening to some crazy oldies making the same sounds as a strangled cat...
The only good part was when me and my dad ran out of the hospital when my brother finally went to the theatre (don't worry, its the place where they do the operations!) and bought loads of humongosaurus chocolate croissants! No lie, they were huggggggggggggggggge, the size of my face and trust me I have some fat round Santa Claus face. But they were absolutely delicioooooouuss and we went to the hospital canteen, I got hot chocolate and my dad got white coffee (oohlala!).
Also last week, I was really ill, and people were saying to me you look really rough and awful and tired and whats wrong with you and stuff like you look terrible. Gee, thanks..... Oh and I nearly forgot to tell you that my dad took a mugshot of me and put it on facebook. that was one thing, but then my mum told me that our family in Pakistan all think I was some old grandma looking after my little brother (as a nurse, we were in the hospital)
So yh that's about it (ikr, busy...(!)). Ummmm, not really sure how to end this *awkward*
Bye...(!)
Seriously at this part you should have seen my face. I was just like what the shell?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What are these two grandmas doing?!?!?!? So I really wanted to change the channel but I didn't know how to so I had to sit there, for hours on end, listening to some crazy oldies making the same sounds as a strangled cat...
The only good part was when me and my dad ran out of the hospital when my brother finally went to the theatre (don't worry, its the place where they do the operations!) and bought loads of humongosaurus chocolate croissants! No lie, they were huggggggggggggggggge, the size of my face and trust me I have some fat round Santa Claus face. But they were absolutely delicioooooouuss and we went to the hospital canteen, I got hot chocolate and my dad got white coffee (oohlala!).
Also last week, I was really ill, and people were saying to me you look really rough and awful and tired and whats wrong with you and stuff like you look terrible. Gee, thanks..... Oh and I nearly forgot to tell you that my dad took a mugshot of me and put it on facebook. that was one thing, but then my mum told me that our family in Pakistan all think I was some old grandma looking after my little brother (as a nurse, we were in the hospital)
So yh that's about it (ikr, busy...(!)). Ummmm, not really sure how to end this *awkward*
Bye...(!)
hey maryam! really witty and humorous! well done!
ReplyDeleteThanks ani t urs a great aswell
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